Body Wash, High-Viscosity, Naval Diplomacy
Smells like Naval Diplomacy: Fresh water. Musk. Bergamot. Shower Like a Grown Man: Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. That's why Duke Cannon's Thick is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. Aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy. Plant-based thickeners for superior lather. Mineral enriched to subtly exfoliate. Aloe vera to hydrate and protect. Bonus: No loofah required. 3x Thicker than teenage body wash. Naturally derived fragrance. Paraben, phthalate free. Not for clowns. A portion of proceeds benefits U.S. Veterans. Cruelty free. Never tested on animals. Just bad interns. Duke Cannon always recycles. Made in USA.